|What the hell was I thinking there? What…IS THAT EVEN A WORD?|
|“Do your friends need want.” DO YOU FRIENDS NEED WANT. WTF WAS THAT.
HOW DID THAT GET PAST ME MULTIPLE TIMES?
|“Oh, hey, sister-girl! What? No…I’m not busy. I’m not doing anything actually.
Please tell me your entire life story starting with your earliest memory and ending with this moment.
NO I’M NOT AVOIDING ANYTHING. GAWD. “
|I hate everything.|
Look. It happens.
|And the inevitable Plus One texting|
And then I usually curl up into a ball, start sobbing as I delete adverbs, because Stephen King said the road to hell is paved with them.